RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. RedBull Kratingdaeng 250 (Thai)
  10. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  11. Club Mate
  12. Bawls Ginger Ale
  13. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  14. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  15. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  16. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  17. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  18. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  19. BeeBad
  20. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  21. Pepsi Kick
  22. Bawls Zero
  23. Bawls Original Soda
  24. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  25. Marquis Lemon lavender
  26. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  27. UPTIME Blood Orange
  28. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  29. UPTIME Original Citrus
  30. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  31. Serious First Aid Ube
  32. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  33. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  34. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  35. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  36. Redbull Summer Edition (White Peach)
  37. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  38. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  39. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  40. Jolt Cola Zero Sugar (redcon1)
  41. Monster Energy Nitro
  42. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  43. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  44. Tim Hortons Infusr Mango Starfruit
  45. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  46. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  47. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  48. Sting Energy
  49. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  50. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  51. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  52. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  53. Marquis Mango Ginger
  54. Bucked Up Energy Mango Tango
  55. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  56. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  57. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  58. Marquis Super Berry
  59. Red Bull
  60. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  61. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  62. Serious First Aid Cola
  63. Rip It Zero Sugar Tribute
  64. Bawls Orange Soda
  65. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  66. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  67. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  68. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  69. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  70. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  71. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  72. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  73. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  74. Monster Ultra Black
  75. Rockstar Zero Carb
  76. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  77. C4 Orange Cream
  78. Monster Ultra Red
  79. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  80. VIVE100 Ultra
  81. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  82. Celsius Grape Rush
  83. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  84. WildCat Energy
  85. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  86. Rip it Sugar Free Power
  87. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  88. Guayaki Yerba Mate Tropical Uprising
  89. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  90. NOS Zero
  91. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  92. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  93. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  94. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  95. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  96. Ghost Welch's Grape
  97. Monster Ultra Rosa
  98. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  99. Monster Energy Import
  100. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  101. Monster Ultra Guava
  102. C4 Skittles
  103. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  104. Redcon1 Cali Splash
  105. Joker Mad Energy
  106. Vive100 Energy
  107. DNA Day Night Active
  108. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  109. Red Rain Energy
  110. Binge Energy Orange Cream
  111. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  112. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  113. Petey’s Bing Black
  114. C4 Classic Lemonade
  115. Purps Sunrise Peach
  116. Ghost Orange Cream
  117. Monster Ultra Purple
  118. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  119. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  120. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  121. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  122. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  123. Gridlock Ultra White
  124. Monster Ultra White
  125. Monster Energy Assault
  126. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  127. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  128. C4 Popcicle Grape
  129. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  130. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  131. PHORM Energy Grape Smash
  132. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  133. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  134. Boost_ Active Energy
  135. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  136. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  137. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  138. Focusaid Melon Mate
  139. Bang Radical Skadattle
  140. Ghost Swedish Fish
  141. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  142. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  143. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  144. Bawls Cherry Soda
  145. ROCKET High (cbd energy)
  146. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  147. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  148. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  149. Golden Eagle Sugar Free
  150. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  151. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  152. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  153. Amper Energy Beat
  154. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  155. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  156. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  157. Monster Energy
  158. Black Rifle Coffee Company Freedom Punch
  159. Amper Energy
  160. Volt Dark Energy
  161. Celsius Retro Vibe
  162. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  163. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  164. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  165. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  166. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  167. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  168. True North Cucumber Lime
  169. Rockstar Zero Grape
  170. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  171. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  172. Monster Pipeline Punch
  173. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  174. Volt Yellow Energy
  175. Amper Energy Predator
  176. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  177. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  178. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  179. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  180. Grizzly Energy Rocket Pop
  181. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  182. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  183. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  184. Wired X 344
  185. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  186. V Original
  187. Amper Energy Blueberry
  188. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  189. Starbucks Iced Energy Watermelon Twist
  190. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  191. Hi' Five
  192. Amper Speed
  193. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  194. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  195. Volt Blue Energy
  196. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  197. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  198. Wired B12 RUSH
  199. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  200. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  201. Lucky Energy OG Luck
  202. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  203. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  204. Joggy Energy
  205. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  206. Celsius Astro Vibe
  207. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  208. Patria Citrus Blast
  209. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  210. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  211. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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