RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  10. Club Mate
  11. Bawls Ginger Ale
  12. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  13. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  14. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  15. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  16. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  17. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  18. BeeBad
  19. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  20. Bawls Zero
  21. Bawls Original Soda
  22. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  23. Marquis Lemon lavender
  24. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  25. UPTIME Blood Orange
  26. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  27. UPTIME Original Citrus
  28. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  29. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  30. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  31. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  32. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  33. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  34. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  35. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  36. Monster Energy Nitro
  37. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  38. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  39. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  40. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  41. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  42. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  43. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  44. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  45. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  46. Marquis Mango Ginger
  47. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  48. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  49. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  50. Marquis Super Berry
  51. Red Bull
  52. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  53. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  54. Bawls Orange Soda
  55. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  56. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  57. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  58. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  59. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  60. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  61. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  62. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  63. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  64. Monster Ultra Black
  65. Rockstar Zero Carb
  66. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  67. C4 Orange Cream
  68. Monster Ultra Red
  69. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  70. VIVE100 Ultra
  71. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  72. Celsius Grape Rush
  73. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  74. WildCat Energy
  75. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  76. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  77. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  78. NOS Zero
  79. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  80. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  81. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  82. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  83. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  84. Ghost Welch's Grape
  85. Monster Ultra Rosa
  86. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  87. Monster Energy Import
  88. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  89. Monster Ultra Guava
  90. C4 Skittles
  91. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  92. Vive100 Energy
  93. DNA Day Night Active
  94. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  95. Red Rain Energy
  96. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  97. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  98. Petey’s Bing Black
  99. Purps Sunrise Peach
  100. Ghost Orange Cream
  101. Monster Ultra Purple
  102. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  103. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  104. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  105. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  106. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  107. Gridlock Ultra White
  108. Monster Ultra White
  109. Monster Energy Assault
  110. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  111. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  112. C4 Popcicle Grape
  113. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  114. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  115. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  116. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  117. Boost_ Active Energy
  118. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  119. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  120. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  121. Focusaid Melon Mate
  122. Bang Radical Skadattle
  123. Ghost Swedish Fish
  124. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  125. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  126. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  127. Bawls Cherry Soda
  128. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  129. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  130. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  131. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  132. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  133. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  134. Amper Energy Beat
  135. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  136. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  137. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  138. Monster Energy
  139. Amper Energy
  140. Volt Dark Energy
  141. Celsius Retro Vibe
  142. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  143. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  144. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  145. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  146. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  147. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  148. True North Cucumber Lime
  149. Rockstar Zero Grape
  150. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  151. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  152. Monster Pipeline Punch
  153. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  154. Volt Yellow Energy
  155. Amper Energy Predator
  156. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  157. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  158. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  159. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  160. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  161. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  162. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  163. Wired X 344
  164. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  165. Amper Energy Blueberry
  166. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  167. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  168. Hi' Five
  169. Amper Speed
  170. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  171. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  172. Volt Blue Energy
  173. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  174. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  175. Wired B12 RUSH
  176. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  177. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  178. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  179. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  180. Joggy Energy
  181. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  182. Celsius Astro Vibe
  183. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  184. Patria Citrus Blast
  185. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  186. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  187. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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