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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. RedBull Kratingdaeng 250 (Thai)
  10. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  11. Club Mate
  12. Bawls Ginger Ale
  13. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  14. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  15. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  16. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  17. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  18. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  19. BeeBad
  20. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  21. Pepsi Kick
  22. Bawls Zero
  23. Bawls Original Soda
  24. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  25. Marquis Lemon lavender
  26. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  27. UPTIME Blood Orange
  28. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  29. UPTIME Original Citrus
  30. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  31. Serious First Aid Ube
  32. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  33. Redbull Purple Edition 巨峰フレーバー
  34. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  35. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  36. Red Thunder Sugar Free
  37. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  38. Redbull Summer Edition (White Peach)
  39. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  40. Redbull Soda กลิ่นบลูเบอร์รี แบล็กเคอร์แรนต์
  41. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  42. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  43. Jolt Cola Zero Sugar (redcon1)
  44. Monster Energy Nitro
  45. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  46. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  47. Tim Hortons Infusr Mango Starfruit
  48. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  49. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  50. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  51. Sting Energy
  52. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  53. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  54. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  55. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  56. Marquis Mango Ginger
  57. Joker x Nikola Jokić
  58. Bucked Up Energy Mango Tango
  59. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  60. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  61. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  62. Marquis Super Berry
  63. Red Bull
  64. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  65. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  66. Red Thunder Watermelon
  67. Monster M-3 Extra Strength (Japanese)
  68. Serious First Aid Cola
  69. Rip It Zero Sugar Tribute
  70. Bawls Orange Soda
  71. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  72. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  73. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  74. Goat Fuel Black Cherry Ginger Ale
  75. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  76. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  77. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  78. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Strawberry
  79. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  80. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  81. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  82. Monster Ultra Black
  83. Big Game Energy Pinapple Punch
  84. Rockstar Zero Carb
  85. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  86. C4 Orange Cream
  87. Monster Ultra Red
  88. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  89. VIVE100 Ultra
  90. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  91. Celsius Grape Rush
  92. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  93. WildCat Energy
  94. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  95. Rip it Sugar Free Power
  96. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  97. Guayaki Yerba Mate Tropical Uprising
  98. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  99. NOS Zero
  100. El Jefe Baja Orange
  101. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  102. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  103. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  104. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  105. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  106. Ghost Welch's Grape
  107. Monster Ultra Rosa
  108. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  109. Monster Energy Import
  110. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  111. Monster Ultra Guava
  112. C4 Skittles
  113. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  114. Redcon1 Cali Splash
  115. Riot Energy Zero Cherry Watermelon
  116. Red Bull Extra 加强型
  117. Joker Mad Energy
  118. Vive100 Energy
  119. DNA Day Night Active
  120. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  121. Red Rain Energy
  122. Binge Energy Orange Cream
  123. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  124. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  125. Petey’s Bing Black
  126. C4 Classic Lemonade
  127. Purps Sunrise Peach
  128. Ghost Orange Cream
  129. Monster Ultra Purple
  130. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  131. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  132. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  133. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  134. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  135. Gridlock Ultra White
  136. Monster Ultra White
  137. Monster Energy Assault
  138. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  139. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  140. C4 Popcicle Grape
  141. El Jefe Pure White
  142. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  143. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  144. PHORM Energy Grape Smash
  145. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  146. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  147. Boost_ Active Energy
  148. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  149. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  150. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  151. Focusaid Melon Mate
  152. Bang Radical Skadattle
  153. Ghost Swedish Fish
  154. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  155. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  156. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  157. Bawls Cherry Soda
  158. ROCKET High (cbd energy)
  159. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  160. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  161. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  162. Golden Eagle Sugar Free
  163. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  164. GridLock Paradise
  165. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  166. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  167. Amper Energy Beat
  168. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  169. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  170. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  171. Monster Energy
  172. Black Rifle Coffee Company Freedom Punch
  173. Summit Tropical Waves
  174. Amper Energy
  175. Volt Dark Energy
  176. Celsius Retro Vibe
  177. Wooooo! Strawberry Banana
  178. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  179. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  180. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  181. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  182. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  183. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  184. True North Cucumber Lime
  185. Rockstar Zero Grape
  186. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  187. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  188. Monster Pipeline Punch
  189. Zone Utopia Ver 1.1.8
  190. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  191. Volt Yellow Energy
  192. Amper Energy Predator
  193. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  194. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  195. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  196. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  197. Grizzly Energy Rocket Pop
  198. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  199. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  200. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  201. Wired X 344
  202. Gorgie Sparkling Pink Lemonade
  203. Riot Energy Stawberry Lemonade
  204. Redbull Spring Edition (Strawberry, Japan)
  205. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  206. V Original
  207. Amper Energy Blueberry
  208. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  209. Starbucks Iced Energy Watermelon Twist
  210. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  211. Hi' Five
  212. Amper Speed
  213. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  214. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  215. Volt Blue Energy
  216. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  217. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  218. Wired B12 RUSH
  219. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  220. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  221. Lucky Energy OG Luck
  222. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  223. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  224. Joggy Energy
  225. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  226. Celsius Astro Vibe
  227. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  228. Patria Citrus Blast
  229. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  230. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  231. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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