RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Bawls Root Beer
  6. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  7. Rockstar Sugar Free
  8. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  9. Club Mate
  10. Bawls Ginger Ale
  11. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  12. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  13. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  14. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  15. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  16. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  17. BeeBad
  18. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  19. Bawls Zero
  20. Bawls Original Soda
  21. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  22. Marquis Lemon lavender
  23. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  24. UPTIME Blood Orange
  25. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  26. UPTIME Original Citrus
  27. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  28. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  29. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  30. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  31. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  32. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  33. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  34. Monster Energy Nitro
  35. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  36. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  37. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  38. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  39. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  40. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  41. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  42. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  43. Marquis Mango Ginger
  44. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  45. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  46. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  47. Marquis Super Berry
  48. Red Bull
  49. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  50. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  51. Bawls Orange Soda
  52. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  53. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  54. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  55. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  56. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  57. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  58. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  59. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  60. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  61. Rockstar Zero Carb
  62. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  63. C4 Orange Cream
  64. Monster Ultra Red
  65. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  66. VIVE100 Ultra
  67. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  68. Celsius Grape Rush
  69. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  70. WildCat Energy
  71. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  72. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  73. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  74. NOS Zero
  75. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  76. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  77. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  78. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  79. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  80. Ghost Welch's Grape
  81. Monster Ultra Rosa
  82. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  83. Monster Energy Import
  84. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  85. Monster Ultra Guava
  86. C4 Skittles
  87. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  88. Vive100 Energy
  89. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  90. Red Bull Zero
  91. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  92. Petey’s Bing Black
  93. Purps Sunrise Peach
  94. Ghost Orange Cream
  95. Monster Ultra Purple
  96. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  97. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  98. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  99. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  100. Gridlock Ultra White
  101. Monster Ultra White
  102. Monster Energy Assault
  103. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  104. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  105. C4 Popcicle Grape
  106. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  107. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  108. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  109. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  110. Boost_ Active Energy
  111. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  112. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  113. Focusaid Melon Mate
  114. Bang Radical Skadattle
  115. Ghost Swedish Fish
  116. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  117. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  118. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  119. Bawls Cherry Soda
  120. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  121. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  122. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  123. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  124. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  125. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  126. Amper Energy Beat
  127. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  128. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  129. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  130. Monster Energy
  131. Amper Energy
  132. Volt Dark Energy
  133. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  134. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  135. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  136. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  137. True North Cucumber Lime
  138. Rockstar Zero Grape
  139. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  140. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  141. Monster Pipeline Punch
  142. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  143. Volt Yellow Energy
  144. Amper Energy Predator
  145. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  146. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  147. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  148. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  149. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  150. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  151. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  152. Wired X 344
  153. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  154. Amper Energy Blueberry
  155. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  156. Hi' Five
  157. Amper Speed
  158. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  159. Volt Blue Energy
  160. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  161. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  162. Wired B12 RUSH
  163. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  164. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  165. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  166. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  167. Joggy Energy
  168. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  169. Celsius Astro Vibe
  170. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  171. Patria Citrus Blast
  172. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  173. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  174. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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