RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. RedBull Kratingdaeng 250 (Thai)
  10. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  11. Club Mate
  12. Bawls Ginger Ale
  13. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  14. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  15. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  16. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  17. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  18. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  19. BeeBad
  20. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  21. Pepsi Kick
  22. Bawls Zero
  23. Bawls Original Soda
  24. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  25. Marquis Lemon lavender
  26. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  27. UPTIME Blood Orange
  28. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  29. UPTIME Original Citrus
  30. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  31. Serious First Aid Ube
  32. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  33. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  34. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  35. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  36. Redbull Summer Edition (White Peach)
  37. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  38. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  39. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  40. Jolt Cola Zero Sugar (redcon1)
  41. Monster Energy Nitro
  42. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  43. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  44. Tim Hortons Infusr Mango Starfruit
  45. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  46. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  47. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  48. Sting Energy
  49. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  50. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  51. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  52. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  53. Marquis Mango Ginger
  54. Bucked Up Energy Mango Tango
  55. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  56. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  57. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  58. Marquis Super Berry
  59. Red Bull
  60. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  61. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  62. Monster M-3 Extra Strength (Japanese)
  63. Serious First Aid Cola
  64. Rip It Zero Sugar Tribute
  65. Bawls Orange Soda
  66. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  67. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  68. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  69. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  70. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  71. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  72. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Strawberry
  73. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  74. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  75. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  76. Monster Ultra Black
  77. Big Game Energy Pinapple Punch
  78. Rockstar Zero Carb
  79. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  80. C4 Orange Cream
  81. Monster Ultra Red
  82. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  83. VIVE100 Ultra
  84. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  85. Celsius Grape Rush
  86. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  87. WildCat Energy
  88. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  89. Rip it Sugar Free Power
  90. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  91. Guayaki Yerba Mate Tropical Uprising
  92. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  93. NOS Zero
  94. El Jefe Baja Orange
  95. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  96. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  97. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  98. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  99. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  100. Ghost Welch's Grape
  101. Monster Ultra Rosa
  102. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  103. Monster Energy Import
  104. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  105. Monster Ultra Guava
  106. C4 Skittles
  107. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  108. Redcon1 Cali Splash
  109. Joker Mad Energy
  110. Vive100 Energy
  111. DNA Day Night Active
  112. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  113. Red Rain Energy
  114. Binge Energy Orange Cream
  115. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  116. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  117. Petey’s Bing Black
  118. C4 Classic Lemonade
  119. Purps Sunrise Peach
  120. Ghost Orange Cream
  121. Monster Ultra Purple
  122. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  123. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  124. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  125. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  126. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  127. Gridlock Ultra White
  128. Monster Ultra White
  129. Monster Energy Assault
  130. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  131. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  132. C4 Popcicle Grape
  133. El Jefe Pure White
  134. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  135. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  136. PHORM Energy Grape Smash
  137. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  138. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  139. Boost_ Active Energy
  140. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  141. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  142. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  143. Focusaid Melon Mate
  144. Bang Radical Skadattle
  145. Ghost Swedish Fish
  146. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  147. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  148. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  149. Bawls Cherry Soda
  150. ROCKET High (cbd energy)
  151. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  152. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  153. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  154. Golden Eagle Sugar Free
  155. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  156. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  157. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  158. Amper Energy Beat
  159. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  160. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  161. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  162. Monster Energy
  163. Black Rifle Coffee Company Freedom Punch
  164. Amper Energy
  165. Volt Dark Energy
  166. Celsius Retro Vibe
  167. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  168. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  169. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  170. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  171. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  172. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  173. True North Cucumber Lime
  174. Rockstar Zero Grape
  175. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  176. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  177. Monster Pipeline Punch
  178. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  179. Volt Yellow Energy
  180. Amper Energy Predator
  181. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  182. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  183. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  184. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  185. Grizzly Energy Rocket Pop
  186. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  187. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  188. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  189. Wired X 344
  190. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  191. V Original
  192. Amper Energy Blueberry
  193. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  194. Starbucks Iced Energy Watermelon Twist
  195. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  196. Hi' Five
  197. Amper Speed
  198. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  199. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  200. Volt Blue Energy
  201. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  202. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  203. Wired B12 RUSH
  204. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  205. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  206. Lucky Energy OG Luck
  207. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  208. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  209. Joggy Energy
  210. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  211. Celsius Astro Vibe
  212. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  213. Patria Citrus Blast
  214. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  215. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  216. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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