RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. RedBull Kratingdaeng 250 (Thai)
  10. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  11. Club Mate
  12. Bawls Ginger Ale
  13. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  14. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  15. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  16. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  17. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  18. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  19. BeeBad
  20. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  21. Pepsi Kick
  22. Bawls Zero
  23. Bawls Original Soda
  24. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  25. Marquis Lemon lavender
  26. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  27. UPTIME Blood Orange
  28. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  29. UPTIME Original Citrus
  30. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  31. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  32. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  33. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  34. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  35. Redbull Summer Edition (White Peach)
  36. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  37. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  38. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  39. Monster Energy Nitro
  40. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  41. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  42. Tim Hortons Infusr Mango Starfruit
  43. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  44. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  45. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  46. Sting Energy
  47. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  48. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  49. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  50. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  51. Marquis Mango Ginger
  52. Bucked Up Energy Mango Tango
  53. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  54. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  55. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  56. Marquis Super Berry
  57. Red Bull
  58. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  59. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  60. Bawls Orange Soda
  61. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  62. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  63. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  64. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  65. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  66. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  67. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  68. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  69. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  70. Monster Ultra Black
  71. Rockstar Zero Carb
  72. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  73. C4 Orange Cream
  74. Monster Ultra Red
  75. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  76. VIVE100 Ultra
  77. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  78. Celsius Grape Rush
  79. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  80. WildCat Energy
  81. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  82. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  83. Guayaki Yerba Mate Tropical Uprising
  84. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  85. NOS Zero
  86. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  87. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  88. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  89. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  90. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  91. Ghost Welch's Grape
  92. Monster Ultra Rosa
  93. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  94. Monster Energy Import
  95. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  96. Monster Ultra Guava
  97. C4 Skittles
  98. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  99. Redcon1 Cali Splash
  100. Joker Mad Energy
  101. Vive100 Energy
  102. DNA Day Night Active
  103. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  104. Red Rain Energy
  105. Binge Energy Orange Cream
  106. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  107. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  108. Petey’s Bing Black
  109. Purps Sunrise Peach
  110. Ghost Orange Cream
  111. Monster Ultra Purple
  112. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  113. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  114. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  115. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  116. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  117. Gridlock Ultra White
  118. Monster Ultra White
  119. Monster Energy Assault
  120. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  121. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  122. C4 Popcicle Grape
  123. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  124. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  125. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  126. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  127. Boost_ Active Energy
  128. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  129. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  130. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  131. Focusaid Melon Mate
  132. Bang Radical Skadattle
  133. Ghost Swedish Fish
  134. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  135. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  136. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  137. Bawls Cherry Soda
  138. ROCKET High (cbd energy)
  139. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  140. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  141. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  142. Golden Eagle Sugar Free
  143. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  144. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  145. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  146. Amper Energy Beat
  147. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  148. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  149. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  150. Monster Energy
  151. Black Rifle Coffee Company Freedom Punch
  152. Amper Energy
  153. Volt Dark Energy
  154. Celsius Retro Vibe
  155. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  156. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  157. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  158. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  159. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  160. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  161. True North Cucumber Lime
  162. Rockstar Zero Grape
  163. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  164. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  165. Monster Pipeline Punch
  166. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  167. Volt Yellow Energy
  168. Amper Energy Predator
  169. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  170. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  171. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  172. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  173. Grizzly Energy Rocket Pop
  174. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  175. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  176. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  177. Wired X 344
  178. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  179. V Original
  180. Amper Energy Blueberry
  181. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  182. Starbucks Iced Energy Watermelon Twist
  183. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  184. Hi' Five
  185. Amper Speed
  186. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  187. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  188. Volt Blue Energy
  189. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  190. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  191. Wired B12 RUSH
  192. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  193. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  194. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  195. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  196. Joggy Energy
  197. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  198. Celsius Astro Vibe
  199. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  200. Patria Citrus Blast
  201. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  202. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  203. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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