RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  10. Club Mate
  11. Bawls Ginger Ale
  12. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  13. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  14. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  15. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  16. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  17. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  18. BeeBad
  19. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  20. Pepsi Kick
  21. Bawls Zero
  22. Bawls Original Soda
  23. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  24. Marquis Lemon lavender
  25. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  26. UPTIME Blood Orange
  27. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  28. UPTIME Original Citrus
  29. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  30. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  31. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  32. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  33. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  34. Redbull Summer Edition (White Peach)
  35. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  36. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  37. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  38. Monster Energy Nitro
  39. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  40. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  41. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  42. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  43. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  44. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  45. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  46. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  47. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  48. Marquis Mango Ginger
  49. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  50. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  51. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  52. Marquis Super Berry
  53. Red Bull
  54. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  55. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  56. Bawls Orange Soda
  57. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  58. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  59. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  60. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  61. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  62. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  63. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  64. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  65. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  66. Monster Ultra Black
  67. Rockstar Zero Carb
  68. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  69. C4 Orange Cream
  70. Monster Ultra Red
  71. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  72. VIVE100 Ultra
  73. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  74. Celsius Grape Rush
  75. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  76. WildCat Energy
  77. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  78. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  79. Guayaki Yerba Mate Tropical Uprising
  80. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  81. NOS Zero
  82. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  83. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  84. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  85. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  86. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  87. Ghost Welch's Grape
  88. Monster Ultra Rosa
  89. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  90. Monster Energy Import
  91. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  92. Monster Ultra Guava
  93. C4 Skittles
  94. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  95. Vive100 Energy
  96. DNA Day Night Active
  97. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  98. Red Rain Energy
  99. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  100. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  101. Petey’s Bing Black
  102. Purps Sunrise Peach
  103. Ghost Orange Cream
  104. Monster Ultra Purple
  105. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  106. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  107. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  108. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  109. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  110. Gridlock Ultra White
  111. Monster Ultra White
  112. Monster Energy Assault
  113. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  114. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  115. C4 Popcicle Grape
  116. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  117. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  118. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  119. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  120. Boost_ Active Energy
  121. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  122. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  123. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  124. Focusaid Melon Mate
  125. Bang Radical Skadattle
  126. Ghost Swedish Fish
  127. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  128. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  129. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  130. Bawls Cherry Soda
  131. ROCKET High (cbd energy)
  132. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  133. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  134. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  135. Golden Eagle Sugar Free
  136. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  137. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  138. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  139. Amper Energy Beat
  140. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  141. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  142. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  143. Monster Energy
  144. Amper Energy
  145. Volt Dark Energy
  146. Celsius Retro Vibe
  147. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  148. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  149. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  150. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  151. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  152. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  153. True North Cucumber Lime
  154. Rockstar Zero Grape
  155. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  156. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  157. Monster Pipeline Punch
  158. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  159. Volt Yellow Energy
  160. Amper Energy Predator
  161. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  162. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  163. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  164. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  165. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  166. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  167. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  168. Wired X 344
  169. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  170. V Original
  171. Amper Energy Blueberry
  172. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  173. Starbucks Iced Energy Watermelon Twist
  174. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  175. Hi' Five
  176. Amper Speed
  177. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  178. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  179. Volt Blue Energy
  180. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  181. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  182. Wired B12 RUSH
  183. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  184. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  185. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  186. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  187. Joggy Energy
  188. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  189. Celsius Astro Vibe
  190. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  191. Patria Citrus Blast
  192. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  193. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  194. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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