RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Bawls Root Beer
  6. Rockstar Sugar Free
  7. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  8. Club Mate
  9. Bawls Ginger Ale
  10. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  11. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  12. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  13. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  14. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  15. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  16. BeeBad
  17. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  18. Bawls Zero
  19. Bawls Original Soda
  20. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  21. Marquis Lemon lavender
  22. UPTIME Blood Orange
  23. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  24. UPTIME Original Citrus
  25. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  26. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  27. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  28. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  29. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  30. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  31. Monster Energy Nitro
  32. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  33. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  34. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  35. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  36. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  37. Marquis Mango Ginger
  38. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  39. Marquis Super Berry
  40. Red Bull
  41. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  42. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  43. Bawls Orange Soda
  44. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  45. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  46. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  47. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  48. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  49. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  50. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  51. Rockstar Zero Carb
  52. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  53. C4 Orange Cream
  54. Monster Ultra Red
  55. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  56. Celsius Grape Rush
  57. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  58. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  59. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  60. NOS Zero
  61. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  62. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  63. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  64. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  65. Monster Ultra Rosa
  66. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  67. Monster Energy Import
  68. C4 Skittles
  69. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  70. Red Bull Zero
  71. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  72. Petey’s Bing Black
  73. Ghost Orange Cream
  74. Monster Ultra Purple
  75. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  76. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  77. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  78. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  79. Monster Ultra White
  80. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  81. C4 Popcicle Grape
  82. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  83. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  84. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  85. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  86. Bang Radical Skadattle
  87. Ghost Swedish Fish
  88. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  89. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  90. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  91. Bawls Cherry Soda
  92. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  93. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  94. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  95. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  96. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  97. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  98. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  99. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  100. Monster Energy
  101. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  102. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  103. True North Cucumber Lime
  104. Rockstar Zero Grape
  105. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  106. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  107. Monster Pipeline Punch
  108. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  109. Volt Yellow Energy
  110. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  111. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  112. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  113. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  114. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  115. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  116. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  117. Wired X 344
  118. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  119. Hi' Five
  120. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  121. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  122. Wired B12 RUSH
  123. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  124. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  125. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  126. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  127. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  128. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  129. Patria Citrus Blast
  130. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  131. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  132. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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