RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  10. Club Mate
  11. Bawls Ginger Ale
  12. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  13. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  14. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  15. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  16. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  17. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  18. BeeBad
  19. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  20. Bawls Zero
  21. Bawls Original Soda
  22. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  23. Marquis Lemon lavender
  24. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  25. UPTIME Blood Orange
  26. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  27. UPTIME Original Citrus
  28. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  29. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  30. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  31. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  32. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  33. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  34. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  35. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  36. Monster Energy Nitro
  37. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  38. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  39. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  40. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  41. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  42. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  43. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  44. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  45. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  46. Marquis Mango Ginger
  47. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  48. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  49. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  50. Marquis Super Berry
  51. Red Bull
  52. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  53. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  54. Bawls Orange Soda
  55. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  56. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  57. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  58. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  59. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  60. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  61. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  62. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  63. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  64. Monster Ultra Black
  65. Rockstar Zero Carb
  66. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  67. C4 Orange Cream
  68. Monster Ultra Red
  69. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  70. VIVE100 Ultra
  71. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  72. Celsius Grape Rush
  73. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  74. WildCat Energy
  75. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  76. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  77. Guayaki Yerba Mate Tropical Uprising
  78. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  79. NOS Zero
  80. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  81. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  82. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  83. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  84. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  85. Ghost Welch's Grape
  86. Monster Ultra Rosa
  87. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  88. Monster Energy Import
  89. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  90. Monster Ultra Guava
  91. C4 Skittles
  92. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  93. Vive100 Energy
  94. DNA Day Night Active
  95. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  96. Red Rain Energy
  97. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  98. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  99. Petey’s Bing Black
  100. Purps Sunrise Peach
  101. Ghost Orange Cream
  102. Monster Ultra Purple
  103. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  104. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  105. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  106. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  107. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  108. Gridlock Ultra White
  109. Monster Ultra White
  110. Monster Energy Assault
  111. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  112. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  113. C4 Popcicle Grape
  114. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  115. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  116. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  117. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  118. Boost_ Active Energy
  119. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  120. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  121. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  122. Focusaid Melon Mate
  123. Bang Radical Skadattle
  124. Ghost Swedish Fish
  125. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  126. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  127. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  128. Bawls Cherry Soda
  129. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  130. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  131. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  132. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  133. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  134. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  135. Amper Energy Beat
  136. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  137. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  138. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  139. Monster Energy
  140. Amper Energy
  141. Volt Dark Energy
  142. Celsius Retro Vibe
  143. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  144. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  145. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  146. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  147. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  148. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  149. True North Cucumber Lime
  150. Rockstar Zero Grape
  151. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  152. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  153. Monster Pipeline Punch
  154. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  155. Volt Yellow Energy
  156. Amper Energy Predator
  157. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  158. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  159. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  160. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  161. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  162. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  163. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  164. Wired X 344
  165. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  166. Amper Energy Blueberry
  167. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  168. Starbucks Iced Energy Watermelon Twist
  169. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  170. Hi' Five
  171. Amper Speed
  172. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  173. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  174. Volt Blue Energy
  175. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  176. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  177. Wired B12 RUSH
  178. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  179. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  180. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  181. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  182. Joggy Energy
  183. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  184. Celsius Astro Vibe
  185. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  186. Patria Citrus Blast
  187. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  188. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  189. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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