RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Bawls Root Beer
  6. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  7. Rockstar Sugar Free
  8. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  9. Club Mate
  10. Bawls Ginger Ale
  11. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  12. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  13. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  14. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  15. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  16. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  17. BeeBad
  18. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  19. Bawls Zero
  20. Bawls Original Soda
  21. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  22. Marquis Lemon lavender
  23. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  24. UPTIME Blood Orange
  25. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  26. UPTIME Original Citrus
  27. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  28. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  29. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  30. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  31. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  32. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  33. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  34. Monster Energy Nitro
  35. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  36. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  37. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  38. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  39. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  40. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  41. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  42. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  43. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  44. Marquis Mango Ginger
  45. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  46. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  47. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  48. Marquis Super Berry
  49. Red Bull
  50. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  51. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  52. Bawls Orange Soda
  53. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  54. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  55. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  56. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  57. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  58. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  59. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  60. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  61. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  62. Rockstar Zero Carb
  63. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  64. C4 Orange Cream
  65. Monster Ultra Red
  66. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  67. VIVE100 Ultra
  68. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  69. Celsius Grape Rush
  70. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  71. WildCat Energy
  72. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  73. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  74. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  75. NOS Zero
  76. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  77. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  78. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  79. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  80. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  81. Ghost Welch's Grape
  82. Monster Ultra Rosa
  83. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  84. Monster Energy Import
  85. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  86. Monster Ultra Guava
  87. C4 Skittles
  88. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  89. Vive100 Energy
  90. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  91. Red Rain Energy
  92. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  93. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  94. Petey’s Bing Black
  95. Purps Sunrise Peach
  96. Ghost Orange Cream
  97. Monster Ultra Purple
  98. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  99. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  100. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  101. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  102. Gridlock Ultra White
  103. Monster Ultra White
  104. Monster Energy Assault
  105. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  106. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  107. C4 Popcicle Grape
  108. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  109. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  110. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  111. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  112. Boost_ Active Energy
  113. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  114. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  115. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  116. Focusaid Melon Mate
  117. Bang Radical Skadattle
  118. Ghost Swedish Fish
  119. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  120. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  121. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  122. Bawls Cherry Soda
  123. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  124. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  125. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  126. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  127. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  128. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  129. Amper Energy Beat
  130. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  131. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  132. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  133. Monster Energy
  134. Amper Energy
  135. Volt Dark Energy
  136. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  137. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  138. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  139. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  140. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  141. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  142. True North Cucumber Lime
  143. Rockstar Zero Grape
  144. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  145. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  146. Monster Pipeline Punch
  147. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  148. Volt Yellow Energy
  149. Amper Energy Predator
  150. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  151. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  152. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  153. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  154. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  155. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  156. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  157. Wired X 344
  158. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  159. Amper Energy Blueberry
  160. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  161. Hi' Five
  162. Amper Speed
  163. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  164. Volt Blue Energy
  165. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  166. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  167. Wired B12 RUSH
  168. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  169. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  170. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  171. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  172. Joggy Energy
  173. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  174. Celsius Astro Vibe
  175. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  176. Patria Citrus Blast
  177. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  178. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  179. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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