RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. RedBull Kratingdaeng 250 (Thai)
  10. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  11. Club Mate
  12. Bawls Ginger Ale
  13. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  14. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  15. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  16. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  17. Redbull Sugar free Winter Edition (Fuji apple and Ginger)
  18. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  19. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  20. BeeBad
  21. Monster Energy Zero Sugar Lando Norris (Melon Yuzu)
  22. RedBull Winter Edtion (Fuji apple and Ginger)
  23. Monster Bad Apple
  24. Bee Beez
  25. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  26. Pepsi Kick
  27. Bawls Zero
  28. Bawls Original Soda
  29. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  30. Marquis Lemon lavender
  31. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  32. UPTIME Blood Orange
  33. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  34. UPTIME Original Citrus
  35. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  36. Redbull Spring Edition Sugarfree (Cherry Sakura)
  37. Serious First Aid Ube
  38. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  39. Redbull Purple Edition 巨峰フレーバー
  40. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  41. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  42. Red Thunder Sugar Free
  43. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  44. Redbull Summer Edition (White Peach)
  45. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  46. Redbull Soda กลิ่นบลูเบอร์รี แบล็กเคอร์แรนต์
  47. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  48. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  49. Jolt Cola Zero Sugar (redcon1)
  50. Monster Energy Nitro
  51. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  52. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  53. Joker X Nikola Jokic Kiwi Apple
  54. Tim Hortons Infusr Mango Starfruit
  55. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  56. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  57. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  58. Sting Energy
  59. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  60. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  61. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  62. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  63. Marquis Mango Ginger
  64. Hot6 Energy Drink
  65. Joker x Nikola Jokić
  66. Bucked Up Energy Mango Tango
  67. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  68. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  69. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  70. Marquis Super Berry
  71. Red Bull
  72. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  73. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  74. Red Thunder Watermelon
  75. Monster M-3 Extra Strength (Japanese)
  76. Serious First Aid Cola
  77. Rip It Zero Sugar Tribute
  78. Bawls Orange Soda
  79. 28 Black Classic
  80. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  81. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  82. Beaver Buzz Energy
  83. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  84. Goat Fuel Black Cherry Ginger Ale
  85. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  86. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  87. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  88. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Strawberry
  89. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  90. V Refresh Blackcurrant & Yuzu
  91. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  92. Monster Ultra Wild Passion
  93. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  94. Monster Ultra Black
  95. Big Game Energy Pinapple Punch
  96. Rockstar Zero Carb
  97. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  98. C4 Orange Cream
  99. Monster Ultra Red
  100. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  101. VIVE100 Ultra
  102. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  103. Celsius Grape Rush
  104. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  105. WildCat Energy
  106. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  107. Rip it Sugar Free Power
  108. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  109. Guayaki Yerba Mate Tropical Uprising
  110. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  111. NOS Zero
  112. El Jefe Baja Orange
  113. Mother
  114. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  115. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  116. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  117. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  118. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  119. Ghost Welch's Grape
  120. Monster Ultra Rosa
  121. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  122. Monster Energy Import
  123. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  124. Monster Ultra Guava
  125. C4 Skittles
  126. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  127. Redcon1 Cali Splash
  128. Riot Energy Zero Cherry Watermelon
  129. Red Bull Extra 加强型
  130. Joker Mad Energy
  131. Vive100 Energy
  132. DNA Day Night Active
  133. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  134. Red Rain Energy
  135. Binge Energy Orange Cream
  136. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  137. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  138. Petey’s Bing Black
  139. C4 Classic Lemonade
  140. Purps Sunrise Peach
  141. Ghost Orange Cream
  142. Monster Ultra Purple
  143. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  144. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  145. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  146. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  147. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  148. Gridlock Ultra White
  149. Monster Ultra White
  150. Monster Energy Assault
  151. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  152. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  153. C4 Popcicle Grape
  154. El Jefe Pure White
  155. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  156. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  157. PHORM Energy Grape Smash
  158. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  159. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  160. Boost_ Active Energy
  161. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  162. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  163. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  164. Focusaid Melon Mate
  165. Bang Radical Skadattle
  166. Ghost Swedish Fish
  167. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  168. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  169. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  170. Bawls Cherry Soda
  171. ROCKET High (cbd energy)
  172. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  173. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  174. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  175. Golden Eagle Sugar Free
  176. Solo Energy Lemon
  177. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  178. GridLock Paradise
  179. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  180. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  181. Amper Energy Beat
  182. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  183. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  184. Monster Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Shot
  185. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  186. XPN Burn-X Popsicle
  187. Monster Energy
  188. Black Rifle Coffee Company Freedom Punch
  189. Summit Tropical Waves
  190. Toxic Waste Mythical Mango
  191. Liquid Death Murder Mystery
  192. Amper Energy
  193. Volt Dark Energy
  194. Celsius Retro Vibe
  195. Wooooo! Strawberry Banana
  196. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  197. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  198. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  199. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  200. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  201. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  202. True North Cucumber Lime
  203. Rockstar Zero Grape
  204. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  205. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  206. Monster Pipeline Punch
  207. Zone Utopia Ver 1.1.8
  208. Goat Fuel Pinapple Cream Soda
  209. Sambazon Amazon Energy Acai Berry Passion Fruit
  210. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  211. Volt Yellow Energy
  212. Amper Energy Predator
  213. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  214. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  215. Positive Energy Crankin' Colada
  216. Sambazon Amazon Energy Acai Berry
  217. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  218. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  219. Monster Energy Juice Viking Berry
  220. Grizzly Energy Rocket Pop
  221. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  222. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  223. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  224. Wired X 344
  225. Gorgie Sparkling Pink Lemonade
  226. Riot Energy Stawberry Lemonade
  227. Redbull Spring Edition (Strawberry, Japan)
  228. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  229. V Original
  230. Amper Energy Blueberry
  231. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  232. Starbucks Iced Energy Watermelon Twist
  233. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  234. Hi' Five
  235. Amper Speed
  236. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  237. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  238. Volt Blue Energy
  239. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  240. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  241. Wired B12 RUSH
  242. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  243. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  244. Lucky Energy OG Luck
  245. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  246. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  247. Joggy Energy
  248. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  249. Celsius Astro Vibe
  250. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  251. Patria Citrus Blast
  252. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  253. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  254. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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