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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. RedBull Kratingdaeng 250 (Thai)
  10. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  11. Club Mate
  12. Bawls Ginger Ale
  13. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  14. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  15. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  16. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  17. Redbull Sugar free Winter Edition (Fuji apple and Ginger)
  18. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  19. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  20. BeeBad
  21. Monster Energy Zero Sugar Lando Norris (Melon Yuzu)
  22. RedBull Winter Edtion (Fuji apple and Ginger)
  23. Monster Bad Apple
  24. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  25. Pepsi Kick
  26. Bawls Zero
  27. Bawls Original Soda
  28. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  29. Marquis Lemon lavender
  30. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  31. UPTIME Blood Orange
  32. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  33. UPTIME Original Citrus
  34. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  35. Serious First Aid Ube
  36. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  37. Redbull Purple Edition 巨峰フレーバー
  38. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  39. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  40. Red Thunder Sugar Free
  41. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  42. Redbull Summer Edition (White Peach)
  43. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  44. Redbull Soda กลิ่นบลูเบอร์รี แบล็กเคอร์แรนต์
  45. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  46. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  47. Jolt Cola Zero Sugar (redcon1)
  48. Monster Energy Nitro
  49. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  50. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  51. Joker X Nikola Jokic Kiwi Apple
  52. Tim Hortons Infusr Mango Starfruit
  53. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  54. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  55. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  56. Sting Energy
  57. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  58. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  59. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  60. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  61. Marquis Mango Ginger
  62. Joker x Nikola Jokić
  63. Bucked Up Energy Mango Tango
  64. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  65. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  66. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  67. Marquis Super Berry
  68. Red Bull
  69. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  70. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  71. Red Thunder Watermelon
  72. Monster M-3 Extra Strength (Japanese)
  73. Serious First Aid Cola
  74. Rip It Zero Sugar Tribute
  75. Bawls Orange Soda
  76. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  77. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  78. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  79. Goat Fuel Black Cherry Ginger Ale
  80. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  81. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  82. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  83. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Strawberry
  84. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  85. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  86. Monster Ultra Wild Passion
  87. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  88. Monster Ultra Black
  89. Big Game Energy Pinapple Punch
  90. Rockstar Zero Carb
  91. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  92. C4 Orange Cream
  93. Monster Ultra Red
  94. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  95. VIVE100 Ultra
  96. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  97. Celsius Grape Rush
  98. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  99. WildCat Energy
  100. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  101. Rip it Sugar Free Power
  102. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  103. Guayaki Yerba Mate Tropical Uprising
  104. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  105. NOS Zero
  106. El Jefe Baja Orange
  107. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  108. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  109. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  110. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  111. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  112. Ghost Welch's Grape
  113. Monster Ultra Rosa
  114. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  115. Monster Energy Import
  116. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  117. Monster Ultra Guava
  118. C4 Skittles
  119. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  120. Redcon1 Cali Splash
  121. Riot Energy Zero Cherry Watermelon
  122. Red Bull Extra 加强型
  123. Joker Mad Energy
  124. Vive100 Energy
  125. DNA Day Night Active
  126. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  127. Red Rain Energy
  128. Binge Energy Orange Cream
  129. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  130. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  131. Petey’s Bing Black
  132. C4 Classic Lemonade
  133. Purps Sunrise Peach
  134. Ghost Orange Cream
  135. Monster Ultra Purple
  136. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  137. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  138. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  139. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  140. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  141. Gridlock Ultra White
  142. Monster Ultra White
  143. Monster Energy Assault
  144. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  145. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  146. C4 Popcicle Grape
  147. El Jefe Pure White
  148. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  149. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  150. PHORM Energy Grape Smash
  151. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  152. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  153. Boost_ Active Energy
  154. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  155. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  156. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  157. Focusaid Melon Mate
  158. Bang Radical Skadattle
  159. Ghost Swedish Fish
  160. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  161. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  162. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  163. Bawls Cherry Soda
  164. ROCKET High (cbd energy)
  165. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  166. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  167. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  168. Golden Eagle Sugar Free
  169. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  170. GridLock Paradise
  171. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  172. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  173. Amper Energy Beat
  174. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  175. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  176. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  177. Monster Energy
  178. Black Rifle Coffee Company Freedom Punch
  179. Summit Tropical Waves
  180. Amper Energy
  181. Volt Dark Energy
  182. Celsius Retro Vibe
  183. Wooooo! Strawberry Banana
  184. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  185. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  186. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  187. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  188. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  189. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  190. True North Cucumber Lime
  191. Rockstar Zero Grape
  192. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  193. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  194. Monster Pipeline Punch
  195. Zone Utopia Ver 1.1.8
  196. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  197. Volt Yellow Energy
  198. Amper Energy Predator
  199. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  200. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  201. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  202. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  203. Grizzly Energy Rocket Pop
  204. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  205. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  206. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  207. Wired X 344
  208. Gorgie Sparkling Pink Lemonade
  209. Riot Energy Stawberry Lemonade
  210. Redbull Spring Edition (Strawberry, Japan)
  211. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  212. V Original
  213. Amper Energy Blueberry
  214. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  215. Starbucks Iced Energy Watermelon Twist
  216. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  217. Hi' Five
  218. Amper Speed
  219. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  220. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  221. Volt Blue Energy
  222. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  223. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  224. Wired B12 RUSH
  225. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  226. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  227. Lucky Energy OG Luck
  228. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  229. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  230. Joggy Energy
  231. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  232. Celsius Astro Vibe
  233. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  234. Patria Citrus Blast
  235. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  236. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  237. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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