RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Bawls Root Beer
  6. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  7. Rockstar Sugar Free
  8. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  9. Club Mate
  10. Bawls Ginger Ale
  11. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  12. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  13. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  14. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  15. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  16. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  17. BeeBad
  18. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  19. Bawls Zero
  20. Bawls Original Soda
  21. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  22. Marquis Lemon lavender
  23. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  24. UPTIME Blood Orange
  25. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  26. UPTIME Original Citrus
  27. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  28. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  29. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  30. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  31. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  32. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  33. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  34. Monster Energy Nitro
  35. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  36. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  37. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  38. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  39. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  40. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  41. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  42. Marquis Mango Ginger
  43. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  44. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  45. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  46. Marquis Super Berry
  47. Red Bull
  48. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  49. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  50. Bawls Orange Soda
  51. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  52. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  53. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  54. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  55. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  56. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  57. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  58. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  59. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  60. Rockstar Zero Carb
  61. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  62. C4 Orange Cream
  63. Monster Ultra Red
  64. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  65. VIVE100 Ultra
  66. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  67. Celsius Grape Rush
  68. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  69. WildCat Energy
  70. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  71. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  72. NOS Zero
  73. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  74. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  75. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  76. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  77. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  78. Monster Ultra Rosa
  79. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  80. Monster Energy Import
  81. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  82. C4 Skittles
  83. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  84. Vive100 Energy
  85. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  86. Red Bull Zero
  87. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  88. Petey’s Bing Black
  89. Purps Sunrise Peach
  90. Ghost Orange Cream
  91. Monster Ultra Purple
  92. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  93. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  94. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  95. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  96. Monster Ultra White
  97. Monster Energy Assault
  98. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  99. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  100. C4 Popcicle Grape
  101. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  102. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  103. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  104. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  105. Boost_ Active Energy
  106. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  107. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  108. Focusaid Melon Mate
  109. Bang Radical Skadattle
  110. Ghost Swedish Fish
  111. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  112. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  113. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  114. Bawls Cherry Soda
  115. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  116. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  117. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  118. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  119. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  120. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  121. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  122. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  123. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  124. Monster Energy
  125. Amper Energy
  126. Volt Dark Energy
  127. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  128. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  129. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  130. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  131. True North Cucumber Lime
  132. Rockstar Zero Grape
  133. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  134. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  135. Monster Pipeline Punch
  136. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  137. Volt Yellow Energy
  138. Amper Energy Predator
  139. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  140. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  141. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  142. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  143. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  144. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  145. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  146. Wired X 344
  147. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  148. Amper Energy Blueberry
  149. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  150. Hi' Five
  151. Amper Speed
  152. Volt Blue Energy
  153. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  154. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  155. Wired B12 RUSH
  156. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  157. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  158. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  159. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  160. Joggy Energy
  161. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  162. Celsius Astro Vibe
  163. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  164. Patria Citrus Blast
  165. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  166. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  167. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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