RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Bawls Root Beer
  6. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  7. Rockstar Sugar Free
  8. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  9. Club Mate
  10. Bawls Ginger Ale
  11. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  12. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  13. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  14. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  15. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  16. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  17. BeeBad
  18. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  19. Bawls Zero
  20. Bawls Original Soda
  21. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  22. Marquis Lemon lavender
  23. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  24. UPTIME Blood Orange
  25. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  26. UPTIME Original Citrus
  27. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  28. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  29. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  30. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  31. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  32. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  33. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  34. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  35. Monster Energy Nitro
  36. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  37. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  38. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  39. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  40. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  41. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  42. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  43. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  44. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  45. Marquis Mango Ginger
  46. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  47. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  48. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  49. Marquis Super Berry
  50. Red Bull
  51. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  52. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  53. Bawls Orange Soda
  54. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  55. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  56. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  57. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  58. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  59. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  60. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  61. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  62. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  63. Rockstar Zero Carb
  64. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  65. C4 Orange Cream
  66. Monster Ultra Red
  67. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  68. VIVE100 Ultra
  69. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  70. Celsius Grape Rush
  71. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  72. WildCat Energy
  73. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  74. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  75. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  76. NOS Zero
  77. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  78. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  79. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  80. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  81. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  82. Ghost Welch's Grape
  83. Monster Ultra Rosa
  84. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  85. Monster Energy Import
  86. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  87. Monster Ultra Guava
  88. C4 Skittles
  89. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  90. Vive100 Energy
  91. DNA Day Night Active
  92. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  93. Red Rain Energy
  94. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  95. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  96. Petey’s Bing Black
  97. Purps Sunrise Peach
  98. Ghost Orange Cream
  99. Monster Ultra Purple
  100. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  101. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  102. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  103. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  104. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  105. Gridlock Ultra White
  106. Monster Ultra White
  107. Monster Energy Assault
  108. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  109. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  110. C4 Popcicle Grape
  111. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  112. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  113. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  114. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  115. Boost_ Active Energy
  116. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  117. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  118. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  119. Focusaid Melon Mate
  120. Bang Radical Skadattle
  121. Ghost Swedish Fish
  122. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  123. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  124. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  125. Bawls Cherry Soda
  126. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  127. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  128. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  129. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  130. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  131. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  132. Amper Energy Beat
  133. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  134. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  135. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  136. Monster Energy
  137. Amper Energy
  138. Volt Dark Energy
  139. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  140. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  141. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  142. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  143. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  144. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  145. True North Cucumber Lime
  146. Rockstar Zero Grape
  147. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  148. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  149. Monster Pipeline Punch
  150. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  151. Volt Yellow Energy
  152. Amper Energy Predator
  153. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  154. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  155. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  156. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  157. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  158. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  159. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  160. Wired X 344
  161. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  162. Amper Energy Blueberry
  163. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  164. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  165. Hi' Five
  166. Amper Speed
  167. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  168. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  169. Volt Blue Energy
  170. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  171. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  172. Wired B12 RUSH
  173. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  174. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  175. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  176. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  177. Joggy Energy
  178. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  179. Celsius Astro Vibe
  180. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  181. Patria Citrus Blast
  182. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  183. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  184. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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