RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. RedBull Kratingdaeng 250 (Thai)
  10. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  11. Club Mate
  12. Bawls Ginger Ale
  13. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  14. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  15. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  16. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  17. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  18. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  19. BeeBad
  20. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  21. Pepsi Kick
  22. Bawls Zero
  23. Bawls Original Soda
  24. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  25. Marquis Lemon lavender
  26. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  27. UPTIME Blood Orange
  28. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  29. UPTIME Original Citrus
  30. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  31. Serious First Aid Ube
  32. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  33. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  34. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  35. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  36. Redbull Summer Edition (White Peach)
  37. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  38. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  39. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  40. Monster Energy Nitro
  41. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  42. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  43. Tim Hortons Infusr Mango Starfruit
  44. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  45. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  46. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  47. Sting Energy
  48. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  49. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  50. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  51. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  52. Marquis Mango Ginger
  53. Bucked Up Energy Mango Tango
  54. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  55. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  56. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  57. Marquis Super Berry
  58. Red Bull
  59. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  60. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  61. Serious First Aid Cola
  62. Bawls Orange Soda
  63. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  64. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  65. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  66. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  67. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  68. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  69. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  70. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  71. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  72. Monster Ultra Black
  73. Rockstar Zero Carb
  74. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  75. C4 Orange Cream
  76. Monster Ultra Red
  77. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  78. VIVE100 Ultra
  79. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  80. Celsius Grape Rush
  81. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  82. WildCat Energy
  83. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  84. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  85. Guayaki Yerba Mate Tropical Uprising
  86. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  87. NOS Zero
  88. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  89. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  90. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  91. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  92. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  93. Ghost Welch's Grape
  94. Monster Ultra Rosa
  95. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  96. Monster Energy Import
  97. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  98. Monster Ultra Guava
  99. C4 Skittles
  100. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  101. Redcon1 Cali Splash
  102. Joker Mad Energy
  103. Vive100 Energy
  104. DNA Day Night Active
  105. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  106. Red Rain Energy
  107. Binge Energy Orange Cream
  108. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  109. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  110. Petey’s Bing Black
  111. Purps Sunrise Peach
  112. Ghost Orange Cream
  113. Monster Ultra Purple
  114. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  115. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  116. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  117. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  118. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  119. Gridlock Ultra White
  120. Monster Ultra White
  121. Monster Energy Assault
  122. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  123. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  124. C4 Popcicle Grape
  125. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  126. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  127. PHORM Energy Grape Smash
  128. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  129. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  130. Boost_ Active Energy
  131. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  132. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  133. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  134. Focusaid Melon Mate
  135. Bang Radical Skadattle
  136. Ghost Swedish Fish
  137. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  138. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  139. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  140. Bawls Cherry Soda
  141. ROCKET High (cbd energy)
  142. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  143. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  144. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  145. Golden Eagle Sugar Free
  146. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  147. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  148. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  149. Amper Energy Beat
  150. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  151. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  152. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  153. Monster Energy
  154. Black Rifle Coffee Company Freedom Punch
  155. Amper Energy
  156. Volt Dark Energy
  157. Celsius Retro Vibe
  158. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  159. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  160. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  161. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  162. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  163. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  164. True North Cucumber Lime
  165. Rockstar Zero Grape
  166. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  167. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  168. Monster Pipeline Punch
  169. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  170. Volt Yellow Energy
  171. Amper Energy Predator
  172. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  173. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  174. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  175. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  176. Grizzly Energy Rocket Pop
  177. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  178. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  179. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  180. Wired X 344
  181. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  182. V Original
  183. Amper Energy Blueberry
  184. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  185. Starbucks Iced Energy Watermelon Twist
  186. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  187. Hi' Five
  188. Amper Speed
  189. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  190. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  191. Volt Blue Energy
  192. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  193. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  194. Wired B12 RUSH
  195. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  196. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  197. Lucky Energy OG Luck
  198. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  199. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  200. Joggy Energy
  201. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  202. Celsius Astro Vibe
  203. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  204. Patria Citrus Blast
  205. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  206. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  207. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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