RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Redbull Sugar Free Spring Edition (Grapefruit & Blossom)
  6. Bawls Root Beer
  7. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  8. Rockstar Sugar Free
  9. RedBull Kratingdaeng 250 (Thai)
  10. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  11. Club Mate
  12. Bawls Ginger Ale
  13. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  14. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  15. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  16. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  17. Redbull Sugar free Winter Edition (Fuji apple and Ginger)
  18. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  19. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  20. BeeBad
  21. Monster Energy Zero Sugar Lando Norris (Melon Yuzu)
  22. RedBull Winter Edtion (Fuji apple and Ginger)
  23. Monster Bad Apple
  24. Bee Beez
  25. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  26. Pepsi Kick
  27. Bawls Zero
  28. Bawls Original Soda
  29. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  30. Marquis Lemon lavender
  31. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  32. UPTIME Blood Orange
  33. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  34. UPTIME Original Citrus
  35. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  36. Serious First Aid Ube
  37. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  38. Redbull Purple Edition 巨峰フレーバー
  39. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  40. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  41. Red Thunder Sugar Free
  42. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  43. Redbull Summer Edition (White Peach)
  44. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  45. Redbull Soda กลิ่นบลูเบอร์รี แบล็กเคอร์แรนต์
  46. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  47. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  48. Jolt Cola Zero Sugar (redcon1)
  49. Monster Energy Nitro
  50. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  51. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  52. Joker X Nikola Jokic Kiwi Apple
  53. Tim Hortons Infusr Mango Starfruit
  54. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  55. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  56. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  57. Sting Energy
  58. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  59. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  60. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  61. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  62. Marquis Mango Ginger
  63. Hot6 Energy Drink
  64. Joker x Nikola Jokić
  65. Bucked Up Energy Mango Tango
  66. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  67. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  68. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  69. Marquis Super Berry
  70. Red Bull
  71. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  72. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  73. Red Thunder Watermelon
  74. Monster M-3 Extra Strength (Japanese)
  75. Serious First Aid Cola
  76. Rip It Zero Sugar Tribute
  77. Bawls Orange Soda
  78. 28 Black Classic
  79. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  80. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  81. Beaver Buzz Energy
  82. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  83. Goat Fuel Black Cherry Ginger Ale
  84. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  85. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  86. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  87. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Strawberry
  88. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  89. V Refresh Blackcurrant & Yuzu
  90. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  91. Monster Ultra Wild Passion
  92. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  93. Monster Ultra Black
  94. Big Game Energy Pinapple Punch
  95. Rockstar Zero Carb
  96. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  97. C4 Orange Cream
  98. Monster Ultra Red
  99. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  100. VIVE100 Ultra
  101. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  102. Celsius Grape Rush
  103. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  104. WildCat Energy
  105. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  106. Rip it Sugar Free Power
  107. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  108. Guayaki Yerba Mate Tropical Uprising
  109. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  110. NOS Zero
  111. El Jefe Baja Orange
  112. Mother
  113. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  114. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  115. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  116. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  117. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  118. Ghost Welch's Grape
  119. Monster Ultra Rosa
  120. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  121. Monster Energy Import
  122. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  123. Monster Ultra Guava
  124. C4 Skittles
  125. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  126. Redcon1 Cali Splash
  127. Riot Energy Zero Cherry Watermelon
  128. Red Bull Extra 加强型
  129. Joker Mad Energy
  130. Vive100 Energy
  131. DNA Day Night Active
  132. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  133. Red Rain Energy
  134. Binge Energy Orange Cream
  135. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  136. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  137. Petey’s Bing Black
  138. C4 Classic Lemonade
  139. Purps Sunrise Peach
  140. Ghost Orange Cream
  141. Monster Ultra Purple
  142. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  143. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  144. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  145. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  146. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  147. Gridlock Ultra White
  148. Monster Ultra White
  149. Monster Energy Assault
  150. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  151. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  152. C4 Popcicle Grape
  153. El Jefe Pure White
  154. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  155. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  156. PHORM Energy Grape Smash
  157. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  158. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  159. Boost_ Active Energy
  160. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  161. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  162. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  163. Focusaid Melon Mate
  164. Bang Radical Skadattle
  165. Ghost Swedish Fish
  166. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  167. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  168. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  169. Bawls Cherry Soda
  170. ROCKET High (cbd energy)
  171. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  172. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  173. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  174. Golden Eagle Sugar Free
  175. Solo Energy Lemon
  176. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  177. GridLock Paradise
  178. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  179. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  180. Amper Energy Beat
  181. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  182. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  183. Monster Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Shot
  184. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  185. XPN Burn-X Popsicle
  186. Monster Energy
  187. Black Rifle Coffee Company Freedom Punch
  188. Summit Tropical Waves
  189. Toxic Waste Mythical Mango
  190. Liquid Death Murder Mystery
  191. Amper Energy
  192. Volt Dark Energy
  193. Celsius Retro Vibe
  194. Wooooo! Strawberry Banana
  195. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  196. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  197. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  198. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  199. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  200. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  201. True North Cucumber Lime
  202. Rockstar Zero Grape
  203. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  204. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  205. Monster Pipeline Punch
  206. Zone Utopia Ver 1.1.8
  207. Goat Fuel Pinapple Cream Soda
  208. Sambazon Amazon Energy Acai Berry Passion Fruit
  209. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  210. Volt Yellow Energy
  211. Amper Energy Predator
  212. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  213. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  214. Positive Energy Crankin' Colada
  215. Sambazon Amazon Energy Acai Berry
  216. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  217. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  218. Monster Energy Juice Viking Berry
  219. Grizzly Energy Rocket Pop
  220. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  221. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  222. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  223. Wired X 344
  224. Gorgie Sparkling Pink Lemonade
  225. Riot Energy Stawberry Lemonade
  226. Redbull Spring Edition (Strawberry, Japan)
  227. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  228. V Original
  229. Amper Energy Blueberry
  230. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  231. Starbucks Iced Energy Watermelon Twist
  232. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  233. Hi' Five
  234. Amper Speed
  235. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  236. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  237. Volt Blue Energy
  238. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  239. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  240. Wired B12 RUSH
  241. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  242. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  243. Lucky Energy OG Luck
  244. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  245. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  246. Joggy Energy
  247. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  248. Celsius Astro Vibe
  249. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  250. Patria Citrus Blast
  251. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  252. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  253. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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