RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Bawls Root Beer
  6. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  7. Rockstar Sugar Free
  8. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  9. Club Mate
  10. Bawls Ginger Ale
  11. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  12. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  13. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  14. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  15. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  16. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  17. BeeBad
  18. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  19. Bawls Zero
  20. Bawls Original Soda
  21. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  22. Marquis Lemon lavender
  23. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  24. UPTIME Blood Orange
  25. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  26. UPTIME Original Citrus
  27. Redbull Coconut Edition (coconut berry)
  28. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  29. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  30. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  31. Bloom Sparkling Energy Raspberry Lemon
  32. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  33. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  34. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  35. Monster Energy Nitro
  36. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  37. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  38. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  39. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  40. Bloom Sparkling Energy Strawberry Watermelon
  41. Redbull Zero (New, Monk Fruit)
  42. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  43. Alani Nu Winter Wonderland
  44. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  45. Marquis Mango Ginger
  46. Ghost EDC Electric Limeade
  47. Xot Energy Frutas Mixtas
  48. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  49. Marquis Super Berry
  50. Red Bull
  51. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  52. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  53. Bawls Orange Soda
  54. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  55. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  56. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  57. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  58. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  59. Sprecher Charged Lemonade Original
  60. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  61. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  62. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  63. Monster Ultra Black
  64. Rockstar Zero Carb
  65. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  66. C4 Orange Cream
  67. Monster Ultra Red
  68. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  69. VIVE100 Ultra
  70. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  71. Celsius Grape Rush
  72. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  73. WildCat Energy
  74. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  75. Exponent Fusion Energy Sector-C
  76. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  77. NOS Zero
  78. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  79. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  80. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  81. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  82. Vive100 Citrus Energy
  83. Ghost Welch's Grape
  84. Monster Ultra Rosa
  85. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  86. Monster Energy Import
  87. Xot Energy Dark Cool
  88. Monster Ultra Guava
  89. C4 Skittles
  90. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  91. Vive100 Energy
  92. DNA Day Night Active
  93. Gorilla Mind Lychee Bomb
  94. Red Rain Energy
  95. Red Bull Zero (Old, Silver can)
  96. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  97. Petey’s Bing Black
  98. Purps Sunrise Peach
  99. Ghost Orange Cream
  100. Monster Ultra Purple
  101. Monster Ultra Blue Hawaiian
  102. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  103. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  104. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  105. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  106. Gridlock Ultra White
  107. Monster Ultra White
  108. Monster Energy Assault
  109. Summit Gridlock LowCarb
  110. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  111. C4 Popcicle Grape
  112. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  113. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  114. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  115. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  116. Boost_ Active Energy
  117. Super Energy Zero Sugar Strawberry Lemonspark
  118. Guayaki Berry Lemonade Yerba Mate
  119. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  120. Focusaid Melon Mate
  121. Bang Radical Skadattle
  122. Ghost Swedish Fish
  123. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  124. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  125. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  126. Bawls Cherry Soda
  127. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  128. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  129. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  130. Goat Fuel Mango Passion Fruit
  131. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  132. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  133. Amper Energy Beat
  134. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  135. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  136. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  137. Monster Energy
  138. Amper Energy
  139. Volt Dark Energy
  140. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  141. Redbull Pink Edition (Wild Berries)
  142. Vybes Afternoon Energy Passionfruit Hibuscus
  143. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  144. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  145. Amper Energy Beat Tropical Punch
  146. True North Cucumber Lime
  147. Rockstar Zero Grape
  148. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  149. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  150. Monster Pipeline Punch
  151. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  152. Volt Yellow Energy
  153. Amper Energy Predator
  154. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  155. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  156. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  157. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  158. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  159. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  160. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  161. Wired X 344
  162. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  163. Amper Energy Blueberry
  164. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  165. Gym Weed Mango Razz
  166. Hi' Five
  167. Amper Speed
  168. Gym Weed Pear Pineapple
  169. 7 Select fusion Galactic Citrus
  170. Volt Blue Energy
  171. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  172. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  173. Wired B12 RUSH
  174. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  175. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  176. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  177. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  178. Joggy Energy
  179. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  180. Celsius Astro Vibe
  181. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  182. Patria Citrus Blast
  183. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  184. Predator Energy Purple Rain
  185. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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