RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Bawls Root Beer
  6. Clean Cause Mint&Honey Yerba Mate
  7. Rockstar Sugar Free
  8. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  9. Club Mate
  10. Bawls Ginger Ale
  11. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  12. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  13. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  14. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  15. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  16. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  17. BeeBad
  18. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  19. Bawls Zero
  20. Bawls Original Soda
  21. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  22. Marquis Lemon lavender
  23. UPTIME Mango Pinapple Zero Sugar
  24. UPTIME Blood Orange
  25. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  26. UPTIME Original Citrus
  27. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  28. Redbull Summer (Curuba Elderflower)
  29. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  30. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  31. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  32. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  33. Monster Energy Nitro
  34. Redbull Amber Edition Sugar Free (strawberry apricot)
  35. Guru Organic Energy Lite
  36. Rockstar Recovery Strawberry Lemonade
  37. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  38. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  39. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  40. Marquis Mango Ginger
  41. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  42. Marquis Super Berry
  43. Red Bull
  44. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  45. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  46. Bawls Orange Soda
  47. Monster Rehab Green Tea
  48. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  49. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  50. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  51. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  52. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  53. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  54. Monster Reserve Peaches N' Cream
  55. Rockstar Zero Carb
  56. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  57. C4 Orange Cream
  58. Monster Ultra Red
  59. Monster Rehab Tea+lemonade
  60. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  61. Celsius Grape Rush
  62. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  63. Rockstar Focus Honeydew Melon
  64. C4 Arctic Snow Cone
  65. NOS Zero
  66. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  67. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  68. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  69. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  70. Monster Ultra Rosa
  71. Rockstar Focus Lemon Lime
  72. Monster Energy Import
  73. C4 Skittles
  74. Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice
  75. Red Bull Zero
  76. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  77. Petey’s Bing Black
  78. Ghost Orange Cream
  79. Monster Ultra Purple
  80. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  81. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  82. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  83. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  84. Monster Ultra White
  85. Monster Energy Assault
  86. Weird Yerba Blue Pom Acai
  87. C4 Popcicle Grape
  88. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  89. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  90. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  91. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  92. Cheech & Chong High Energy Orange Dream
  93. Focusaid Melon Mate
  94. Bang Radical Skadattle
  95. Ghost Swedish Fish
  96. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  97. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  98. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  99. Bawls Cherry Soda
  100. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  101. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  102. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  103. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  104. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  105. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  106. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  107. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  108. Monster Energy
  109. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  110. Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
  111. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  112. True North Cucumber Lime
  113. Rockstar Zero Grape
  114. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  115. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  116. Monster Pipeline Punch
  117. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  118. Volt Yellow Energy
  119. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  120. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  121. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  122. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  123. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  124. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  125. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  126. Wired X 344
  127. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  128. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  129. Hi' Five
  130. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  131. Celsius Sparkling Wild Berry
  132. Wired B12 RUSH
  133. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  134. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  135. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  136. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  137. Joggy Energy
  138. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  139. Celsius Astro Vibe
  140. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  141. Patria Citrus Blast
  142. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  143. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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