RANKING OF ENERGY DRINK

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This is an ongoing ranking of every energy drink i have, for the sake of SCIENCE. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... I drink way too much of this shit. This list was started in august of 2023.

  1. Rockstar Recovery Lemonade
  2. Redbull Sugar Free
  3. Guayaki Yerba Mate Enlighten Mint
  4. Rockstar Recovery Raspberry Lemonade
  5. Bawls Root Beer
  6. Rockstar Sugar Free
  7. Guayaki Yerba Mate Lemon Elation
  8. Club Mate
  9. Bawls Ginger Ale
  10. Marquis Pineapple Passionfruit
  11. Rockstar Pure Zero Pineapple Mango
  12. Rockstar Recovery Berryade
  13. Rockstar Recovery Orange
  14. Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
  15. Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
  16. Celsius Fuji Apple Pear
  17. Bawls Zero
  18. Bawls Original Soda
  19. RedBull Winter Edition (Pear Cinnamon)
  20. Marquis Lemon lavender
  21. UPTIME Blood Orange
  22. UPTIME Zero Sugar Blueberry Pomegranate
  23. UPTIME Original Citrus
  24. Monster Energy Juice Khaotic
  25. Monster Reserve White Pinapple
  26. RedBull Green Edition (Dragon fruit)
  27. Rockstar Recovery Mango Lemonade
  28. Redbull Sea Blue (juneberry)
  29. Monster Energy Nitro
  30. Bucked Up Energy Miami
  31. Celsius Oasis Vibe
  32. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Classic Gold
  33. Marquis Mango Ginger
  34. Alani Nu Witch’s Brew
  35. Marquis Super Berry
  36. Red Bull
  37. Red Bull Amber Edition (strawberry apricot)
  38. Red Bull Red Edition (watermelon)
  39. Bawls Orange Soda
  40. Adrenaline Rush bebida energizante
  41. Monster Rehab Wild Berry Tea
  42. Ashoc Accelerator Island Guava
  43. Guayaki Yerba Mate Bluephoria
  44. Celsius Tropical Vibe
  45. Alani nu Kimade by Kim K
  46. Juvee Peachy Mangopuff
  47. Celsius Galaxy Vibe
  48. Celsius Grape Rush
  49. Mtn Dew Energy Pomegranate Blue Burst
  50. Arizona RX Energy Low Carb
  51. Arizona RX Energy Fruit Punch
  52. Celsius Peach Mango + Green Tea
  53. Celsius Cosmic Vibe
  54. Red Bull Zero
  55. Rockstar Pure Zero Limón Pepino
  56. Petey’s Bing Black
  57. Ghost Orange Cream
  58. Monster Ultra Purple
  59. C4 Berry Powerbomb
  60. PRIME Strawberry Watermelon
  61. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams
  62. Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
  63. Monster Ultra White
  64. Clean Cause Sparkilng Yerba Mate Lemon Lime
  65. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Cranberry Pomegranate
  66. Emotional Utility Beverage Blood Orange Tangerine
  67. Arizona Energy Drink RX Extreme Performance
  68. Alani Nu Juicy Peach
  69. Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
  70. Go Fast! Energy Colorado Special Edition
  71. Bawls Cherry Soda
  72. Celsius Raspberry Acai Green Tea
  73. Monster Ultra Sunrise
  74. C4 Smart Energy Blood Orange Yuzu
  75. Reign Storm Valencia Orange
  76. Guayaki Yerba Mate Sparkling Grapefruit Ginger
  77. Raptor Sparkling Energy Drink
  78. Marquis Citrus Yuzu
  79. Monster Energy Zero Sugar
  80. Monster Aussie Lemonade
  81. Unique Uncommon Energy Hawaiian Royale
  82. True North Cucumber Lime
  83. Rockstar Zero Grape
  84. Xyience Energy Mango Guava
  85. 5-hour Energy Tropical Burst
  86. Monster Pipeline Punch
  87. Ardor Energy Vanilla Blackberry
  88. Volt Yellow Energy
  89. C4 Smart Energy Cherry Berry Lime
  90. Emotional Utility Beverage Berries & mint
  91. Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust
  92. Celsius Arctic Vibe
  93. Cascade ICE Orange Mango
  94. Riot Energy Citrus Lime
  95. Macchu Picchu Lemon Lime
  96. Rockstar Samurai Cola (2 years past expiriation date)
  97. Hi' Five
  98. Celsius Sparkling Cola
  99. GFUEL HYPE SAUCE
  100. Ashoc Energy Swirl pop
  101. Ryse Country Time Lemonade
  102. Vive100 BlueEnergy
  103. Update Caffeine Evolved Lime*
  104. Celsius Cucumber Lime
  105. Patria Citrus Blast
  106. Reign Storm Kiwi Blend
  107. Celsius Fantasy Vibe
  108. Update Caffeine Evolved Mandarin*

*Don't fucking drink these they made me feel like shit and they tasted like shit, Apparently they have 300mg of "paraxanthine" in them instead of caffeiene and i thought my chest was going to explode.

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